Traveling PSA #45,907,231: Just shut up and let the dog do its job.
The bomb sniffing dog that calmly walks around the airport with its handler is there for YOUR PROTECTION.
- You walk by the dog as you are in line to go through security.
- The dog sniffs every bag for 1/1,000,000th of a second and then quickly moves on to the next person.
- The dog almost never barks, farts, pees, or poops anywhere near the travelers. NEVER.
So when you loudly declare that “you are late” and don’t want “that dog drooling on your suitcase“, there is a very good chance you are going to miss your plane.
Expect to be immediately pulled out of line and potentially be subjected to a full body cavity search all because you could not keep your mouth shut. All you had to do was let the dog sniff your fake Michael Khors bag and keep moving forward in line. Instead you are this morning’s clown and entertainment for the rest of us. Silly silly people