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Yelling Louder NEVER Works

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Travel Delay PSA:

If you are going to rant, rave, wave your arms around like a madman, swear randomly for no reason, and loudly yell at the ticket agents who have absolutely NO CONTROL over the weather, then you are a huge massive incredible a-hole. They are just trying to do their jobs.

You raising your voice does not make them work harder, work faster, or try to help you in any way.

Additionally, when you refuse to lower your offensively loud voice, even when the police and TSA agents come over and try to calm you down, you prove yet again how irrational you are. The rest of us viewing your madness want to go “American Psycho” on your dumb ass.

Inevitably you will be handcuffed, arrested, and dragged away from the gate. The last thing you will hear is all of us cheering your departure. You just made your delay even longer.

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